43. Reading the book about the place

alex-garlands-the-beachBackpackers are a pretentious lot. Actually, people who travel, in general, are full of shit. Some will tell you they’ve lived somewhere, but they were really just visiting. Or they’ve been to a place, but were actually just on a layover there, and didn’t leave the airport. These types of people insist they are into photography, global culture, art, film, music, and of course literature.

They’re remarkably insecure, which is why they constantly attempt to reaffirm their sense of enlightenment on all topics. “Have you see that movie?” Oh yeah, it’s fantastic. “Have you been to…” Yes, three times. “Have you seen Buddha?” Mm-hmm, when I was in Cambodia. “Are you better than me?” (Unspoken: Yes.)

Just as they will refuse to see the movie before they read the book, they won’t travel somewhere without having read THE book about it. Some will be leafing through the book while on the plane, train or bus en route to the place. But make no mistake, there is only ONE BOOK you simply must read before you go somewhere. Some examples:

Thailand: The Beach
No book has tickled the global backpacker imagination as much as this Alex Garland neo-classic, and the Leo DiCaprio movie didn’t hurt either. Poignant use of Nintendo metaphors amid differing interpretations of “paradise” and the “parasites” trying to find it ring true for anybody born after 1970. Ko Phi Phi has the movie to thank for the millions of parasites that descend upon it every year.

Spain: The Sun Also Rises
What Garland has done for Generation X, Hemingway did for young people in the 20s and 30s, members of the “Lost Generation.” His book is still doing it today. After all, the book is about love, partying and living overseas in France and Spain, so it should come as no surprise that it inspires countless readers to pack up and give it a go. Just as DiCaprio put Ko Phi Phi on the map, Hemingway informed the world of Pamplona’s frenzied San Fermin Festival.

India: Midnight’s Children
I tried reading this a few years ago and couldn’t get past the first 70 pages. If Rushdie were employing his own version of “magical realism,” I wish he would have used less magic and more realism. I didn’t know what the hell was going on. It was convoluted and senseless. Maybe if I finally get to India, it will all become clear… or at least I could find some enlightened backpackers who would be able explain it to me.

South America: 100 Years of Solitude
This book confirmed it for me: I’m not a huge fan of magical realism. Too much extraneous detail. But just like you have to try the chicken feet at the dim sum restaurant, you have to read Marquez if you want to do right by South American literature. Thankfully, the copy I bought didn’t have the Oprah’s Book Club logo on it. I’m pretentious like that.

Vietnam: The Quiet American
Like Hemingway and Orwell, Greene is a foreign correspondent-turned author who likes the sauce and in this case, opium. F.E.T. enthusiasts (i.e. white guys who like Asian chicks) will dig the protagonist, who locks down a primo local gal and enjoys the spoils of expat life and moral superiority during Vietnam’s French colonial war in the early 1950s.

The United States: On The Road
Garland to Generation X = Hemingway to Lost Generation = Kerouac to Beat Generation. The underlying theme to this wanderer’s journal is that it’s fun to hang with arty rich kids who drink booze like it’s water, listen to black music and drive wildly down the open highway. Sounds a lot like the backpacking scene to me. Oh and that San Francisco was the shit in the 50s. Still is today.

Any other geographically-specific books you’ve seen while traveling? There are tons. Please post comments to let me know which ones you’ve run into.

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6 Responses to “43. Reading the book about the place”

  1. Lace says:

    “Oooh yea, i LOVE traveling. Awhile ago, I went to Hawaii for a couple weeks. It was amazing.”

    And what about ‘traveling’ to Cuba? Isn’t a resort close enough to a hostel?

  2. I just discovered this blog and spent one hour reading through it. Every post is over-written, poorly-written, and full of hateful slander. But dammit, you are right in almost every case, and I admit I’m often guilty of the shitty backpacker behaviour you condemn.

  3. I’ve said it a couple comments here already..I really hate backpackers especially after just doing the Full Moon Party, i’m really tired of the drifting druggie douchebags you meet everywhere in Thailand who have no goals in life..but since my blog is supposed to be some travel guide for the poor cool kid, i can’t really say that in my own writing. I content myself with venting backpacking haterness here. Great posts as always (i’m not going to lie, you may have added a bit to my reading list here).

    anyways, if ur looking for a wicked guide, check it. http://www.lilfelrockstheworld.blogspot.com

  4. john says:

    These are typical ones you might find/ books that are also rather pleasing, some that aren’t at all:

    Shantaram - India.
    Shadow of the Wind - Barcelona (fucking terrible book.)
    Rum Diaries - Costa Rica.
    Cuba - our man in Havana/Before night falls.
    Marching Powder - Bolivia.
    The motorcycle diaires - S. America.
    Carlos Castaneda books - Mexico/ People heading to the Amazon to try ayahuasca.
    oh yeah… and of course: The celestine Prophecy - South America.

  5. Rhonda says:

    I “traveled” to Jamaica a few years ago and picked up No Woman No Cry by Rita Marley at the airport. It’s a fantastic read, and the movie is “in development.”

  6. James says:

    A lot of times it’s nice to visit a place without any preconceived thoughts or expectations, but I find it beneficial to a greater appreciation of said-town if one were to at least learn and read about one of the city’s major historical events. ‘Reading a book about the place’ really isn’t a bad thing at all, imo; nor should it be looked down upon. At least you’ll be seeing something more in a pile of rocks, stone, or concrete than your average traveler.

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